spoonerism

- the unintentional transportation of sounds or of parts of words in speaking

"half-warmed fish"
for
"half-formed wish"

by Jessica September 11, 2003

spooner

A girl who lies next to a boy very closely, like two spoons. Usually on a bed accompanied by kissing.

Katie is such a spooner.

by Kituhn December 14, 2008

spoonie mcbackpocket

To put a spoon inside someones back pocket when they arent looking

I just gave Mr. B a Spoonie McBackpocket, then i stole his pens when he leaned over. And Jordan raped him.

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

spooner

follower of the movement created by spoonkid, the rust youtuber

What's up spooners!

by ChadSh1tOnly February 4, 2022

spooner-d

a religion in which u must masterbate before the school bus comes in the morning

nasty natural nadnerb jerking off every morning before the bus gets to his house

by im anthony April 14, 2004

Spoonmeat

Spoonmeat is a luxury food item, usually available from frozen food supermarkets in the United Kingdom such as the popular 'Coldland'. It is traditionally served with an accompaniment of 'Carbonated Dipping Jam' and is popular on special occasions such as 54th birthday party's.

"My, this Spoonmeat is delicious! And tell me; what is in this Carbonated Dipping Jam?"

"It's 8p a pot"

by B. Hive December 14, 2012

Simon Spooner

Usually hairy bald men. These creatures do not feel pain, but are very susceptible to the common cold and will weep in solitude for hours.

These men have no testicles.

That guys such a Simon Spooner!

by Everyone...deal with it. September 23, 2011