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sploitz

(short for exploits): Vulnerabilities in computer software used by hackers.
Sploitz for ya stoners!
by VAKI5 October 10, 2005
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splotchy

When a girl's makeup runs after she's been crying, this is the word to describe all the nasty smearing and raccoon eyes.
(girl crying and wiping her tears)
"Ugh!! My face is all splotchy"
by Captain Jack's September 16, 2008
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Splot

The remains of a splash once it hits the floor. Not a spot but the mark of a splash.
The paint can tipped over and splashed onto the floor leaving a splot. IE a splash marked spot.
by howlrrr1 June 12, 2009
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splosh

Noun: a sexual/sensual food party, in which participants cover each other in foods of different tastes, textures, and temperatures. eating the food off each other is optional. Nudity and sexual interactions often follow. Other common usages are the present verb splosh and the present participle verb form sploshing.
"We were at this sploshing party and my friend got covered in chocolate sauce and whipped cream, then they had her sit on a birthday cake! she really loved it!"
by jerich0 June 1, 2003
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Dank-splosion

An effect caused by smoking a seed in a bowl(as in the bowl of a pipe,bong,zong,hooka,etc) where the seed explodes because it gets so hot when you are lighting the bowl-o-weed. This happens most commonly when you are smoking shake,shitty weed,or when you get skimped on a bag of weed by your dealer.
(For the slower people, its short for dank explosion and when you say it abbreviated it makes an "s" sound, not an "x" sound)
(person) Dude, Trevor sold us hella shitty weed. This is bullshit.

(friend) I know. There's bin like 8 Dank-splosion's already and we're not even half way through the bag.
by DaNk DaDDy January 4, 2010
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splister

Sperm-Blisters

Blister like patches that appear on one's hand. This is caused by not cleaning your hands after wanking.
Ted: 'Yo Barry you have a load of blisters on your fingers'.

Barry: 'There Splisters man not blisters'.

Ted: 'Oh ok go wash your hands!!'
by Ma-Cheese-Moe November 10, 2007
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sploitering

The fraudulent creation of new words or phrases.
Nathan Shaw: "Let's play some Sploitering Scrabble. It'll be wokkie-doo!"
by nshaw February 11, 2014
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