sploingus

The very definition of a chivalrous, selfless, heroic, and honorable man.

The type of man to jump in front of an armless, legless orphan to shield them from a hail of bullets.

person 1: "You know that guy in the movie The Thin Red Line who dies at the end? Real sploingus, always liked that character."

person 2: "Why are you telling me this in a wendy's bathroom, i've never even met you."

by Swaglord55 February 8, 2022

slooting

The act of chasing cooter online using sites such as plentyoffish or adultfriendfinder.

"hey terry, what you still doing on the laptop" ... "Hux, I am slooting"

Downesy was nervous at the thought of meeting a girl who he made initial contact with by slooting

by terrybuffant January 17, 2010

Spoobing

To spoob

"I need a verb." "Spoobing!!"

by The Man February 26, 2004

slooping

When a chick's bra is too small, and her boobs mound up over the top (creating 4 boobs).

Holy shit dude, did you see how bad Melissa was slooping today? Fatty needs a new bra.

by Babodie January 11, 2007

slooping

The act of riding one's dirt bike in the desert.

Dean was a maniac at slooping in his day; he sure took down a lot of cacti and tortoises!

by Sir Sloop A Lot March 26, 2010

scoobing

when you wear tracksuit bottoms, and have your hand on your crotch, presumabley to 'big up' your masculinity

"i love scoobing i do"

by Emrah Bouche December 7, 2006

shlooping

the act of gliding testicles over a girls face.

i was shlooping kelly so hard last night.

by don fuckaurmom January 27, 2008