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splitting the Red Sea

When you engage in sexual intercourse with a girl during her period and you get a bit of blood on your genitalia.
Dude, I just was splitting the Red Sea with Tammy and her blood won't come off.
by SofaWanker69 December 3, 2017
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splitting up together

When a married couple separate but remain in the same house for the sake of the kids and to stay financially stable and they sleep in different beds.
So we can’t afford two house holds so we’ll be splitting up together.
by MaxMad May 31, 2018
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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.
Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs
by b391130301193 August 13, 2019
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A stupid fucking ginger who has a lot of nicknames
That guy is a Joe “Splitting” “etc” DiMarzo he is called a lot of names and has no soul
by Kyletheuncoolkid February 1, 2018
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Wig Splittin' Boogie

To fight, throw down. Term was derived from the Brooks & Dunn song "Boot Scootin' Boogie". To split someone's wig refers to splitting their scalp open.
Yo man Tony got fucked up real bad, he did the wig splittin' boogie with Marco and got his head slammed in a Jaguar door.

Slam your head into a Cadillac, beat yo ass with a slap Jack meet me out back so we can boogie...wig splittin' boogie.
by Box of Wood Spiderz November 25, 2020
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Asshole Splitting Shit

When you take a shit and the first log feels like a cheese grater or nails scraping against the insides of your asshole while it's coming out. All you can do is wait through the pain and misery.
I just got done taking the worst Asshole Splitting Shit of my life...
by Pokchop March 5, 2022
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Money splitting

When you’ve got money at loose ends in each area of your budget.

It’s linked to a visual concept of shredding a single bank note and trying to pay with the individual parts in different places, with the assumption that each part of the note still holds the same value. It is also linked to the imagery of hair with split ends.

(it is worth noting that bank notes can't be used when heavily damaged and cash is starting to become obsolette, this may be linked with it's origin. The term is best used in context.)
Example:

Person 1: puts hands in pockets and raises shoulders forward I can't go out for dinner or meet up for drinks because I can't afford it.

Person 2: Thats a shame, if you have money splitting at the moment you can pay me back if you still want to come out tonight.

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She found her money splitting and decided to cut back her weekly groceries and extra travelling expenses.

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Because of money splitting they had to rearrange their budget plan so they could afford the rise in heating.

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Troy: I've seen my money splitting and need to watch what I'm spending my money on...
David: Get those trainers bro, c'mon
by RogetsCreasedThesaurus July 1, 2023
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