Platforming

The act of getting so drunk, that you can't walk straight and fall (or nearly) of a train platform.

Hey bro, where did you end up last night?

Bro I was "platforming" last night and got locked up for being drunk and disorderly

Bro, you got "platformed" as!!!

by Steviej85 October 21, 2019

platformer

Platformer is an person who likes using different platforms/websites for watching videos, streaming, playing video games or using social media.

Person 1: Hey man, are you a platformer?
Person 2: What the fuck does platformer mean?
Person 1: Urban Dictionary has an answer.

by RookieMastah December 17, 2017

Drilling Platform

This word originated on the belly of the beast level in gears of war.

Me and my friends have now adopted it as another name for your bed, while drilling for oil (another urban dictionary exclusive) with a female of some description.

Dude,

I had this girl up on the drilling platform saturday, went to town on her, she left the house with a limp once I struck oil!

by olly_g September 12, 2007

Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.

Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.

by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018

Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.

John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!

by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009

platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.

All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.

by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015

Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.

Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?

by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019