staining porcelain

stocking the pond, dropping the kids off at the pool, etc. slang phrase for deification

Where's john... oh he's out staining porcelain

by mormdavid April 24, 2009

saltining

When a male takes his erect penis and smashes a Saltine cracker with it.

Yo bro, lets go saltining.

by The Big Boom September 6, 2011

Power-spawning

One of the effects of consuming Powerthirst. Causes production of multiple children, up to 400 babies. Said babies will be receptive to Shockolate, and will have running prowess comparable to Kenyans.

Power-running, Power-lifting, Power-sleeping, Power-dating, Power-eating, Power-laughing, Power-spawning, Babies! You'll have so many babies! 400 BABIES!!!

by AbominableSnoCone February 21, 2009

skaining

To preform the art of making suggestive phrases and movements on the opposite sex.

Bro this chick is skaining on me so hard, i think i might go for a DFBR!

by churchmurchant September 22, 2010

Splawning

The act of public sex in a university library involving two or more coeds and a strap-on sexual device (e.g., a pink strap-on dildo).

The university police officer on patrol heard "sex noises" and moaning coming from a study room in the university library. Upon further investigation the officer observed two women splawning on the desk, with one woman leaning over the desk while the other, wearing a pink strap-on dildo, inserted the device into the other woman's vagina.

by Funky Charley May 9, 2011

spanning

The fine art/act of stalking, scrutinizing and mentally/physically tormenting a person as if they were your girlfriend or boyfriend. This is usually because the person who is doing the spanning is arrogant, a pompous windbag or they feel like they are owed. They have feelings for the person they span and have decided that person belongs to them without the consent, permission, reciprocation of same feelings or even the knowledge of the victim they span. The art/act of spanning is often conducted in front of friends or others in an effort to embarrass and belittle the person they span into acting the way they desire.

Person 1: Did you change the locks to lock me out of my own house??!

Person 2: Where tne fuck were you? Who did you leave with?

Person 1: None of your business, quit spanning me!

by poonanni May 3, 2016

Splashing

When you run up on a yute and splash him with acid

Splashing-throwing acid

by Mandemman July 10, 2019