spinach teeth

When you eat spinach and get this nasty dry feeling in your mouth.

"mom i don't want to eat my salad, i'll get spinach teeth again.

by popcornshrimp March 11, 2010

spinach womb

It's back!

Susie's spinach womb is back, baby!

by WacoGraffiti August 14, 2017

creamed spinach

When a woman has too many organs without washing her pubes and the result resembles creamed spinach!

I rubbed my wife's pussy every time I saw her. When I finally got her pants off, I saw creamed spinach!

by Creepy Mike May 31, 2016

Spinach Rimming

When one finds the inner strength to overcome the horrific smell of a fat sweaty bottom and engage in some grimacing rimming as a means to reaching the goal of poking the brown eye.

I really wanted to slip Wendy my meaty length in her bottom, however she hinted that I had to grease the back door first with my tongue this would require some serious Spinach Rimming. Only eating a large quantity of Spinach would give me the power to overcome the task in hand as Wendy's ass looked like she had sat on a plate of slugs.

by El_Web August 6, 2016

spinach pie

The unkempt or rancid crotch of a woman - usually used to indicate performing oral sex on such a mess.

She's hot but you're gonna hate eating that spinach pie.

by johny johny j-roll July 22, 2009

spinach dick

When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.

"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "

by Pliniomonkey March 27, 2017

spinach waters

Diarrhea caused by eating too much spinach in one day.

I ate two spinach salads, pizza with spinach, and lasagna florentine; by the next morning, I had the spinach waters.

by t.h. November 3, 2003