Sunstitute

a star who didn't have a dad growing up and her mom wasn't very thoughtful and left her without a sitter since she was 9, dropped out of school and can't make rent without selling blowjobs to other cosmic entities for $25

"This galaxy's got nothin but crab-carrying scallywags and $5 sunstitutes who will actually charge you to burn your dick off."

by Kemusabi May 12, 2010

Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.

“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”

by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020

Spasticated Twat

Someone in Britain who is so fucking stupid and brain dead, you call them a Spasticated Twat.

Example

British guy 1: *does something stupid*
British guy 2: what the fuck is wrong with you, you spasticated twat?

by xHybridDragonx March 6, 2023

the substitute teacher effect

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".

Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect

by bisssss April 3, 2019

Snapstitute

Someone who trades booty pics for Snap Cash.

"Hey man, I sent Becky 25 bucks on Snapcash so I could get some pictures of that ball booger catcher, ya heard? She's the best snapstitute around. Top notch booty pics for a good price, ya feel me?"

by Retardedpanda1 November 18, 2014

Substitute teachers

Substitute teachers are people with high level education that can teach over 100 different subjects that i will not care about. They can also manage to say my name wrong every time they do attendance even tho i have been at the same school for 8 years. I have officially given up hope that the sub will ever pronouce my name right but screw them im graduating.

substitute teachers and starbucks baristas love to get my name wrong
#uniquenameprobs

by rayooooo February 6, 2019

substitute teacher

never be a substitute teacher. you will die.

jenny: the time has come once again.

substitute teachers: *run away*
jenny: you are the only one left. you will be the substitute for 5b
random sub: NOOOOO

by sexc000 June 6, 2020