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spanking stick

a red sexual object, that resembles a devils triton, has a tendancy to spank peoples backsides, when they are least expecting. Is uncontrolable, will feel uncontrolable pleasure if this happens to you.
woman walks down street, drops keys, bends over, and THE SPANKING STICK strikes at full Pelt.
by CG October 28, 2003
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sparknotes version

noun: 1. Of or relating to telling a story in which the listener would like a shortened version, or you only want to tell them the summary, of your tale.<br><br>
2. Telling someone not the complete story rather the summary usually with only the main parts involved. (Usually used when telling a story orally.)<br><br>
3. The telling of your lengthy story the way someone from Sparknotes would write it.
Labrea: Hey Billy, tell me what happened between you and Kyle!

Billy: Alright, I dont have much time so ill tell you the <i>sparknotes version</i> real quick.
by William Bunt [originator] January 6, 2008
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sparkling wiggles

The origin comes from video that has surfaced on the Internet featuring a very young girl and two adults who are most likely her parents. In the video, the adults tell the girl to say "sparkling wiggles" repeatedly.

When the little girl attempts to say it, it sounds like "fucking niggers." The young girl is obviously oblivious to what she is actually saying, while the adults laugh about it.

While some consider this to be a harmless video, many comments left on the video on youtube.com and other sites show that many people are offended by this video.
Adult: "There are too many sparkling wiggles at the party."
Young Girl: "There are too many 'fucking niggers' at the party."

Adult: "Get a job sparkling wiggle."
Young Girl: "Get a job 'fucking nigger.'"
by SuperJake March 25, 2007
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Party Sharking

The act of holding a cardboard shark fin between your butt cheeks and being crowd surfed.
1- We're playing beer pong at my place tonight, what are you doing?
2- We're Party Sharking at my house.
1- Oh, screw beer pong then, I'll be over at 10 with my cardboard shark fin decorated with assorted arts and crafts.
by JDigglesby September 28, 2009
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Spanking the moonface

Another slang for masturbating, pleasuring ones self or fingering.
May be used in conjunction with beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What are you doing?
Person B: Beating the pufferfish.
Person A: What the actual....?
Person B: You know, spanking the moonface.
Person A: Ah.... I'll leave you to it then.
by Tbell November 9, 2014
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sparkilicous

adj- to be fabulous to the extreme; to be unique; to be a pink fluffy unicorn dancing on rainbows; to be wonderfully happy
That girl was a sparkilicous unicorn in the making.
That boy wants to be called Sparkilicous as it describes his everyday life.
Pink fluffy unicorns dancing on rainbows are sparkilicous.
by BlueDuchess July 27, 2016
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sporking

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
by Rosie November 5, 2003
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