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spandex

tight stuff makes some hard but others tight
when ginger wear spandex alec gets horny
by yoru fav pp November 10, 2021
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Spandex Jockey

A person who is covered head to tow in spandex, riding expensive bicycles, thinking that they own the road, and the road is their own Tour d France.
4-5 spandex jockeys were riding side by side not allowing cars to pass
by Mia San Rob December 26, 2025
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