pussy sombrero

having a girl sit on head or face...hence "Pussy Sombrero"

Act of "wanting" to have a girl sit on your face!

"Man, I'd like her to give me a pussy sombrero"

by Jake Long Duke55 May 15, 2008

Floppy Sombrero

A slang term for an obese woman receiving oral sex. While you're chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.

(At a party)
Craig: "Have you guys seen TJ? I'm supposed to be giving him a ride home."
Nate: "Dude, he is drunk out of his mind. I just saw him walk upstairs with this massive heffer. I'm guessing that she's going to try to give him the ol' floppy sombrero."

by Bud Vuck McGee August 15, 2012

chocolate sombrero

A brown hat, possibly worn by a backdoor conquistador

by Doc October 26, 2003

golden sombrero

when you strike out 4 times in a game

Nomar gets the golden sombrero every game cause he sucks

by Red sox suck April 11, 2004

Sombrero Dick

When the shaft of your penis swells up and looks like the rim of a sombrero around the shaft of your penis.

After a nasty hand job last night I have a Sombrero Dick.

by Slutgers November 3, 2011

Dirty sombrero

When you bang her in the ass, then take the truffle butter and halo it around her head.

“After I banged her asshole I gave her a dirty sombrero.

by Dirty sombrero June 7, 2018

Dusty Sombrero

When you do cut bar coke off someone’s sweaty balls .

I just did a dusty sombrero in the bathroom with Nick.

by Mothra March 20, 2019