Schumacher Standard

The Schumacher Standard, the principle which states that no female shall be promptly tapped if she is not believed to be at least a five on the ten-point scale, such that four shalt thou not tap neither thou tap 3 unless thou intend on proceeding to five by whatever prospective motive or means.

Bro, remember the Schumacher Standard.

I'd tap that, but she's a four under the Schumacher Standard.

by Schumatrix November 14, 2009

Pull an Amy Schumer

When someone who thinks he/she's funny and won't shut up about unfunny (usually inappropriate) jokes.

My friend Bill decided to pull an Amy Schumer yesterday. He won't stop making corny inappropriate jokes while we were hanging out yesterday.

by You ahri tarded May 20, 2019

Shum Sickle

Mixture of shit/cum after a good assfucking then the remaining shum is sucked off your cock.

I fucked Holly's tight ass last night and when I was done I made her suck on my Shum Sickle. Best night ever!

by The Baddest Bitch! December 22, 2009

shumika

One of the best enstars ships. People who say it's toxic can go suck a di or sum idk. We all know that their relationship had a big development and Shu acknowledged what he did and now has a healthy relationship with Mika

A: Someone told me Shumika is toxic today
B: Dont take that seriously, they both acknowledged what Shu did and now they have a healthy relationship.

by nikolaigogolseyepatch September 18, 2021

Shumbalumba

The act of putting chop sticks up someone's nose and eating with them.

Michael McGrowder Shumbalumba'd his rice last night.

by shamalalalm January 20, 2009

harry shum

Very talented dancer, actor, and singer. He plays Mike Chang on Glee. Such a bright light on thee TV show! Gitta love hiim <3

Whose that talented guy?

Oh, thats another Harry Shum

by ilovegleee September 21, 2013

Weng Sang Shum

A word in Chinese use to describe people that run slowly. Can also be use to describe a person that has a life that undergoes the same routine.

Dude, that guy is a Weng Sang Shum. (Slow person example)

Hey, you really have to take part in different activities, because you are really acting like a Weng Sang Shum. (Sam Routine example)

by Vasu C. May 25, 2010