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Human Soft-Serve

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.
WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.
by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010
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Soft Serve Challenge

Deriving from challenging your mates to non-eventful dares, for small dollar bets or humiliation-like taunts i.e. to challenge someone to eat 20 McDonalds Soft Serve ice creams inside the space of 10 minutes for $15
"...Dude, Mat laid down a Soft Serve Challenge to Scoobs & there's a 30 at stake for it..."
by Baller Status Acheived August 17, 2009
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chocolate soft serve

"Dang, you ... I sidled up to that biatch and gave him a taste of the ol' chocolate soft serve!"
by Oldie McGrumpenstien November 17, 2005
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Nebraska Soft Serve

A subset of the famed cleveland steamer, a Nebraska Soft Serve is the act of defecating on the chest of one's sexual partner after undergoing a strict diet of nothing but corn for at least three days prior to intercourse.
Thanks to that new all-corn weight loss diet she's on, my girlfriend gave me my first ever Nebraska Soft Serve last night!
by popandstreud April 14, 2010
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Chocolate soft serve

When a man or woman shits into their partner's mouth and then proceeds to tickle their partner to cause them to laugh forcing the shit through their nasal cavities and shoot out of their nose, thus creating the effect of a chocolate soft serve ice cream machine.
My girl wanted some desert so I gave her some chocolate soft serve.
by Ingleburt Humperdink November 16, 2007
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arabian soft serve

when a person poops a soft poopy on your head in a swirl formation to make a soft serve like figre of poop. the swirl also looks like a turbin that arabs have traditionally wore throughout the generations.
"dude whats on your head? did you get arabian soft served?"
by blaghweechaka January 26, 2010
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Soft serve Flagpole

When a person attempts fellatio (giving head) to a limp penis.
My wife tried to blow me last night but since I wasn't into it, she wound up giving me a Soft Serve Flagpole.
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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