snowy tracks 

when you ejaculate on a girl's shiny braces on her teeth

I'm sorry, officer i didn't realize she was underage. I only went out with her because I wanted to give her snowy tracks.

snowy tracks by Lukeabf September 10, 2009

Snowy Peaks 

While having a plop start to have a wank, (because a mans g-spot is in his arse). After having a plop, stand and face your choccy mountain and then proceed to blow your snowy load all over the peak of your plop. look closely, it resembles the snowy peaks of a mountain.

After Norma refused to give Boris a blow job whilst fingering his ring, Boris proceeded to the toilet. After he had finished he called Norma in to view the picturesque scenery of his snowy peaks.

Snowy Peaks by slix33 March 23, 2011

snowy morning blues 

When you wake up in the morning after a one night stand if the girl has to stay because of a snow storm, you play an annoying song, such as snowy morning blues, repetitively to make sure she wont come back.

Guy 1: Dude why were you still with that chick from 2 nights ago last night?

Guy 2: There was a snow storm and she couldn't get out of my house.

Guy 3: Bro you should have just given her a case of the snowy morning blues.

snowy morning blues by Bob Jenkins & Bosco October 6, 2010

Snowy Plover 

When you're having sex in the snow, and your pubes get very icy.

"Shit man i hate winter, snowy plover hurts!"

Snowy Plover by Samuel Sanudo June 8, 2015

snowy mountain toke

putting cocaine on top of a weed bowl in a bong to smoke

hey man wanna do a snowy mountain toke with me?

no that’s fucked haha

snowy mountain toke by richguy123 November 15, 2022

Snowy veux 

To administer cocaine rectally, using the head of a penis as the delivery vehicle. Especially when done to avoid the chronic rhinitis subsequent to insufflation.

My nose was so stuffy I thought I couldn't do coke. Fortunately, someone had a penis so I snowy veuxed it.

Snowy veux by OneSnowyNightInNYC October 14, 2008

snowy roof 

When the guy busts and leaves his load on the top of her pubic mound, giving her vagina a snowy roof.

Guy: "Im gonna cum...snowy roof time!"
Girl: "You got it everrrrywhere!"
Guy: "Aw babe I just wanted to cool off your vag...at least I didnt try to make a snowman with it this time"

snowy roof by Sammy Nutt September 9, 2010