pork snorkle

The physical act of fellatio.
Often used in a comical fashion.

Also commonly used semi-jokingly when it is clear that you are not going to get sex, and oral sex is probably out of the question too - however worth a shot in a comical way.

verb form - to pork snorkle,
adjective - pork snorkling,
noun - pork snorkler.

She is such a pork snorkler. Meaning, she sucks alotacock.
How about a pork snorkle?

by Donny Dackrope February 22, 2008

Kitten Snorkling

The sexual act in which a man blows hot air from his mouth into a woman's open vaginal cavity, causing the vagina to let out small quiffs.

Also used as a type of kink foreplay

"Sounds like John is busy in there Kitten Snorkling his girlfriend"

by Kitten_Delicious December 9, 2009

cock snorkle

underwater breathing apparatus made from the male genetailia

can i borrow your dads cock snorkle to look for dolphins

by big fraze June 20, 2008

snorkle

to tap, hit, bang, fuck, in other words have sex with

damn, i'd snorkle that.

by kristina hankypanky April 13, 2006

beef snorkle

This is when you position the girl/guy in water until only the nose is sticking out. You then begin to deepthroat your partner while controling her breathing.

Would ou ever actually try a beef snorkle? Rape!

by beaner101 January 20, 2010

crotch snorkle

Of, or pertaining to the penis.

"That's one helluva crotch snorkle."

by Frances April 23, 2005

SNORKLING IN THE CHOWDER POT

Performing oral sex on a woman.

Yeah, it's her birthday..guess i gotta go snorkling in the chowder pot tonight.

by ranzerox November 1, 2007