Snooki

One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"

JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong?
Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl!
JWOWW: That's fucked up
Snooki: Waaaaa!!!

by Deztiny October 20, 2010

snookied

To get punched in the face

I snookied that bitch at the bar.

by anonymous1231242 January 16, 2010

Snookie

Main Entry: Snoo· kie
Pronunciation: \sə-noo-key-\
Function: noun, adjective
Date: 2009

: relating to or being a dirty vagina : maintaining a superficial outlook esp. concerning promiscuity: extraordinary nasty and probably bad smelling up close

— snoo·kie·ish adverb

— snoo·kie·d transitive verb

"Damn Regg! That snookie made my house stink!"

"Is that a snookie I smell, or did someone microwave a cat?"

"James got snookied by a prostitute at his bachelor party."

by KB5K February 3, 2010

Snookied

The past tense of the act of a woman getting banged in the face for either talking shit or being disrespectful.

Bitch, you better quiet down before you get snookied.

by rkeezy January 23, 2010

Snooki

a steaming, worthless pile of shit

Dude, I got ripped last night and ate a whole crave case from White Castle; you shoulda seen the Snooki I pinched off this morning.

by craigerzz7 December 20, 2010

snookied

1. to punch a girl in the face, preferably an italian one.

that girl just got snookied?
did she loose any teeth?

by jim jum December 18, 2009

Snooki

Oompa loompa in the making.

Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD

She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan.

On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.

Did you SEE that Snooki?She looks so orange.o_o

by BingbongBOOM March 14, 2011