Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

rack opinion sneering

remarking on a woman's breasts, usually in a snarky way.

What's "America's Next Top Model" without rack opinion sneering? I ask you.

by Gerivan July 23, 2010

snelling

Snelling is a term made by Daneboe and it is when you sneeze but perpously yell at the same time. He made it trying to start a trend like the cinamine chalenge.

I like snelling next to people

by Xwolf July 14, 2011

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Sneezing Weasel

When you place pepper, or another type of nasal passage irritant on the tip of your member, and while the victim is sleeping, you place your junk under their nose, this will cause them to sneeze, as soon as their mouth opens, you slam that pants pepperoni into their oral cavity.

Nolan: "dude, what were you doing in my mom's room?"

Austin: "dog, i totally just sneezing weaseled your mom!"

Nolan "what the fuck i thoght we were friends!"

Austin: "i guess not because she loved it so she gave me a

key to the house, i will be back....with pepper"

by ahar April 26, 2010

Sheeting

When the female is laying on her back, the male takes the undone sheets, wraps his dick in it, and puts all of it inside the female.

I love sheeting my girlfriend because it makes my dick feel like it's in an oven.

by lyzamuel January 26, 2015

snerling

Snerling means an object that is and/or fucking awesome

First dude: "Dude you're so snerling today"
Second dude: "Oh yes"

by ThePooploser69 November 6, 2013