SNARKED

When a SNARK licks you.

Damn! You just got SNARKED in the face!!!!!

by Snark Master December 2, 2010

Snark

Use up all your snark for the week on that bitch and teach her a fucking lesson!

by Boss33 June 6, 2010

One who sits in their bathwater, farts, then snaps at the bubbles with their mouth.

Make sure he takes a shower, he's a snark. If he takes a bath he'll be farting and snapping at the bubbles for hours.

by ABBent September 11, 2011

A small portion of anything. Less than a tad, but more than a scoche.

Can I get just a snark more soda in this glass, please? Toodles.

by Alex P. Smith November 3, 2007

by Amy Jennings December 3, 2004

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am

I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.

That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.