Snark

Another word for bitch.

Tom: you’re a snark
Bitch: what’s a snark
Tom: look in the fuckin mirror

Snark by Jawks man January 31, 2018

Snark

A sudden snoring sound that is unexpected and loud. A snoring bark, a snark.

I don't mind quiet snoring, like a background soft droning sound, but a snark can wake me up with a start.

Snark by Tasmanian Tiger May 28, 2018

Snark

When Alyshea looks at you from a side angle, depicting a disturbingly accurate resemblance to a shark

Alyshea is facing away from you
Holy shit you snarking b

Snark by Thaitanic June 4, 2018

Snark

When you cover someone else's nose with your mouth and cover their mouth with your hand and blow into their nose.

Usually performed on people that are intoxicated, lightly or otherwise however, mostly on people that don't know its coming.

I am going to snark you if you don't shut up right now!

Snark by No_Bacon May 15, 2019

Snark

Snark(noun) an individual outside of your home or dwelling doing shenanigans. typically when the snark goes out to do snarkish(adj)behaviors it is not done to random or complete stranger. Snarks do not seek personal gain by taking items not belonging to them ever. Until the snark is in the snare trap, your assuming it's there. To think snarkishly is to defy another's reasoning as "to the lengths one may go" if gas wasn't so expensive.

When ever you feel like someone is out there , watching or waiting for you, it may be snark. Snarks can often become obsessed with doing snarking. Hiding the schemes from any one they know. The dsm-5 regaurds snarks as curious of others, but my therapist hasn't any time to go out on a snark hunt.

Snark by Surewood October 15, 2022

Snark

A person, (usually a man but sometimes a woman), who sniffs a womans bicycle seat after a long day of riding.

I just got back from my routine hour bike ride and caught my neighbor sniffing my bicycle seat with his eyes closed. What a snark!

Snark by mmmartinez June 10, 2023

snark monster 

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.

That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.

snark monster by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012