SNARKED

When a SNARK licks you.

Damn! You just got SNARKED in the face!!!!!

by Snark Master December 3, 2010

Snark

bitchy guerilla warfare.

Use up all your snark for the week on that bitch and teach her a fucking lesson!

by Boss33 June 6, 2010

Snark

One who sits in their bathwater, farts, then snaps at the bubbles with their mouth.

Make sure he takes a shower, he's a snark. If he takes a bath he'll be farting and snapping at the bubbles for hours.

by ABBent September 11, 2011

Snark

A small portion of anything. Less than a tad, but more than a scoche.

Can I get just a snark more soda in this glass, please? Toodles.

by Alex P. Smith November 23, 2007

Snarking

Verb, putting snotty spit on something.

Quit snarking on my notebook!

by Amy Jennings December 2, 2004

Snark

A very dangerous body movement preformed at 8:08 pm and/or 2:11 am

I don't think any of us will survive after Harold snark's at 2:11

by Alexis aka creator of SNARK January 4, 2009

snark monster

A person who makes constant snide remarks. Someone who has lost the ability to speak without sarcasm.

That I.T. guy is such a snark monster. Of course I restarted my computer before calling him.

by WH Macy's day parade June 25, 2012