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snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)
Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.
by john lickayack April 4, 2009
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bone snapple beef

alternative to 'bone apple teeth' or 'bon appetite'
*fancy meal arrives*

"Bone snapple beef!"
by rattyonce November 21, 2016
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young snappler

A younger person back in the day... im guessing haha
me as a young snappler.
by J-J-J-Joey February 15, 2008
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snapplesauce

Combo word made from "Oh snap", "Applesauce" and possibly the delicious drink "Snapple" to be used to express shock, disappointment, or excitement, coined accidentally as a subconscious challenger to the much lamer "Oh snap... crackle and pop!"
"Dude, our house got robbed last night..."
":O snapplesauce!"

"I wanted to buy some TV shows on DVD, but the best ones never go down in price"
":( snapplesauce"

"Pizza for dinner?"
":D snapplesauce!"
by d3aj December 24, 2008
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Snapple Fun

Otherwise known as some Good, Clean, Snapple Fun, this term is used whenever Snapple is used as a chaser for an alcoholic beverage One generally talks about Snapple Fun as a classy way to convey the fact that one will be spending their thursday night getting their drink on. With Snapple as a chaser, of course.
"So, what are your plans for tonight?"
"Oh, just some good, clean snapple fun"
by fairfieldfox January 22, 2010
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snapple

A tin apple for chemistry dorks.
-Rodolphe: "Here take a bite of this Snapple"
-Gustave: "Food!"
-Gustave: "Ouch what's this?"
-Rodolphe: "It's an apple infused with tin"

rofl-copter
by valmont121 January 29, 2008
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Snapple

1. An awwesome juice drink.

2. An expression.
1.

person 1~ I luv snapple!
person 2~ Me 2! *smiles*
person 3~ I hate snapple...
person 1 and 2~ Well I hate you.

2.

person 1~ I lost my cat again.

person 2~ Oh snapple thats not good!
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