snakes with benefits

The word snakes with benefits, or beneficial snakes, refers to a snake. A snake is a deceitful and untrustworthy person who shares private information that is intended to be spiteful or hurt someone. However, a snake with benefits is someone who snakes for good reasons (to get information or warn someone).

"You snake, you leaked to my crush my DM's that I liked her!"
"No, I leaked them for your own good! I'm a snake with benefits!"
"What' do you mean?"
"She likes you too, so when I DM'ed her about you liking her, she realized that you like her! It's called being snakes with benefits-- I be a snake for good intentions."

by brytah January 15, 2017

Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.

Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020

Snakes on a Plane

a sort of philosophy. Somnewhere in between "Cest la vie", "Whattya gonna do?" and "Shit happens"

WIFE: "Honey you stepped in dog poop again. "
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
DOCTOR: "Your cholesterol is 290. Perhaps you want to mix in a walk once in a while."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."
WIFE: "Honey while you were on your cholesterol walk you stepped in dog poop again."
ME: "Snakes on a Plane..."

by josh friedman October 12, 2005

snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.

"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"

by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014

Snakes in the lawn

When there is a snitch/tattletale in the area and you have to make your friends aware.

Be careful around that park, there are snakes in the lawn...

by etes October 18, 2017

Snakes and Fakes

them THOTTIES.
yeah. you know who i'm talking about.
them TROLLS. y'all know em.

Them THOTTIES at school being fake. Fucking snakes. Snakes and Fakes everywhere.

by koma-koma September 2, 2018

Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.

Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.

by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019