pirate smog

When someone does a illegal smog check on a modified car usually a car with no catalytic converter and no smog devices. If the person who smogs car illegally is caught their smog license would be revoked and the Hefty fine what did given including jail time

Hey bro how are you gonna do a smog check on your whip when it's been moded. Answer: I gotta do a pirate smog.

by jimbomcc June 28, 2018

Gerbil Smog

The foul odor that eminates from a decomposing gerbil in a human rectum.

Whew, Bob sure has some bad gerbil smog today!

by Bert LaCoste January 27, 2007

Smog

cigarette lung bullet

hey man lets go have a smog

by wildbuckeye72 February 3, 2009

Smog Gash

1. Term to describe vaginas from Victorian England during the industrialization period when smog was prevalent and there were many ladies of the night walking the streets.

2. Girls from Middlesborough

Was researching photography in Victorian England when I came across some early pornography, there was smog gash everywhere!

by Paddy Mashdown November 22, 2011

log smog

A cloud of gasses that escape the anus by passing by a fat turd on the way out and retaining the essence of defecation. Also referred to as PPFs

The steamy cloud of rancid ass-gasses left in a bathroom after dropping a hearty dougan. See also log fog.

Don't breathe through your mouth, bro. You'll get a mad taste of that log smog.

by Zero2None September 20, 2016

Tro Smog

Smoke a cigarette.

Tro smog? (Want to go smoke a cigarette?)

by TSEliot March 27, 2011

Poop Smog

The mixture of steam, typically from a running shower, with the odors of fresh sewage to produce a thick gas powerful enough to trigger an asthma attack.

After Larry got back from Taco Bell, he took a shit so massive that he had to take a shower afterwards. However, he forgot to flush, and the smell mixed with the steam producing a poop smog that lingered for three days.

by str88sian August 16, 2019