slizzard

Verb - the act of becoming intoxicated by ingesting sliced lizzards

oh man, last night, that gecko really got me slizzard.

by _fatguy November 27, 2010

slizzard

a state of high intoxication (mostly from alcohol, but not limited to) where you think you are a slutty lizard

John: Damn, shawty already made out with five guys
Adam: Damn, she is real slizzard tonight

by Paintboy December 14, 2010

slizzard

to catch chlamydia through unsafe sexual practices

Shelly got slizzard while out partying but didn't show any symptoms.

by redmeat17 February 20, 2011

Shizzard

N. The combination of the terms 'shizzle' and 'wizard', meaning a cool person with magical abilities.

Not to be confused with the other definition of 'shizzard' meaning a shitty blizzard

The cocky rapper thought his rhymes were magical, thus calling himself the Shizzard.

by Shizzzard July 13, 2009

Slizzard

The answer to every problem on Earth. It makes everyone happy and cures world hunger. But it could also lead to scary stuff like #NellinTheFire

Tom Cruise thinks scientology is the answer to all, but if he Slizzard then he would know he is wrong.

Hey Annette!
Yes Lincoln?
Wanna #slizzard and go to the #HushHushParty at Brock University?
YES I DO!

by #SlizzardWizard August 29, 2010

slizzard

a dude das drunk like i always am haha

Before I leave the house, i'm slizzard on a goose,
And i'm higher then a plane, so a nigga really loose

by shawnlll July 27, 2006

Smizzart

Smart

You didn't put gas in the car, oh that's smizzart!

by Patrick October 27, 2003