Smithy

To lie face down on the floor in a kind of reversed plank position. Often done to fake injury for attention or to get out of drinking another pint when you’re struggling to keep up.

I couldn’t keep up with the lads on a session so I threw a little smithy and got some put on oxygen my an air stewardess. While I was down there I had a good sniff of her toes and got a little semi too!

by Gnarles Dickens January 31, 2024

smithyes

a smithyes is a sweaty little fatty from england, he never gets any and farts way too much.

friend 1- whats that smell?
friend 2- i think it was smithyes

by Gibbbbbbbo October 21, 2019

Smithied

When u launch someone into another continent / when u launch someone off the screen

HOLY SHIT I JUST SMITHIED THEM OPRHANS

by SmithyInnit February 13, 2021

Smithy fifthy

A very short girl named leilani

Yooo whats up smithy fifthy
I love you smithy fifthy
Smithy you are short as fuck

by Beefers queefers July 7, 2022

Smithy

A poor job, especially in a educational context. A south-east Australian expression and common in Tasmania.

That teacher did a smithy.
That video was a bit of a smithy.

by Pattys boy August 17, 2022

Smithy's Kaff

A non-existent cafe that was advertised once, on local television, in the 1990s, for reasons that remain unclear. It subsequently became a meme.

Smithy's Kaff! Smithy's Kaff! Girls, boys, music, noise! Where is Smithy's Kaff Smithy's Kaff Kaff Kaff? Find out!

by accrington_stanley April 25, 2022

Smithy

She only cares if you wear a mask. It doesn't let you drink water because the mask is down. is ranga. Doesn't let you photocopy your face. Doesn't at all let you smell hand sanitiser. Doesnt care about u only cares about covid.

"Grace pull up your mask or leave class?" Says smithy

by Abuskia May 23, 2022