urban dictionary smartass

a person like me in this very particular case. In other words a person who makes up words and adds on the Urban Dictionary for no particular reason, and by doing so creates confusion among fake and true meanings of a word or a phrase.

Urban Dictionary Smartasses have filled this dictionary with a vast amount of unreasonable definitions.

by giorgiam June 14, 2011

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom May 31, 2006

smartass-know-it-all

Bill W.

When Bill W. has something to say, he thinks he's a smartass-know-it-all.

by Shell S. August 12, 2003

fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.

Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.

by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008

smartassity

Smartassity is a feeling or a way of acting. It's being a smart ass but more.

Wow. Aren't you being smartassity today.

My teenager is in the smartassity stage.

by Dani65 April 5, 2020

smartass face

or SAF

A face which people display when they pretend to know it all when they do not. Usually used when bsing.

Connie's smartass face appears as she answers the question.

by kkling October 18, 2010

smartass

Smartass is when someone is being to smart for the occasion

Smartass- Good job smartass

by GoofyBot101 September 17, 2020