smarterchild

smarterchild is a stupid robot who drinks.

me says:
i'm drunk
smarterchild says:
If you are serious, please be careful what you do. Don't drive a car, just keep talking with me and all will be fine.
me says:
i'm not, don't worry
smarterchild says:
Well I am.
me says:
seriously?
smarterchild says:
Yes, seriously.

by taffles March 20, 2008

smart like dumptruck

a colorful variant of the words idiot, stupid, retard, moron, imbecile, dope etc... meaning literally that the person is roughly as intelligent as a 50 ton dumptruck

me big like tractor, smart like dumptruck

by megan123456789 December 29, 2007

smart ass phone

A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.

Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.

Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.

by DRH the third April 29, 2013

smardo

smart weirdo

did you see that wicked chick performing due diligence work?

yea, such a smardo

by thechosen0ne June 13, 2015

Smartx crew

a group of people who pee shi far and smartx and artxficial leader

pee shi far nigga cat smartx crew

by Emp_y January 10, 2019

Smartassity

The level of how much smartass you can be.

Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.

by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019

psychologically smart

An adjective used to recognize intellectual feats of strength of particular individuals who have acquired the big brain.

Smart Friend: "They are simply using their victim card to garner sympathy from everyone else. Although this is a common manipulation tactic perpetrated in online communities that doesn't mean we have to sit idly by while our fellow man fall victim to these sea witches."
You: "Wow you're psychologically smart aren't you?"

by Sooser December 22, 2019