Jesus Smackdown

When two people with long beards settle their arguments with their fists.

"Dude, did you see those 2 guys with beards fighting?"

"Yeah man, it was a Jesus Smackdown"

by The king of the pirates March 31, 2009

smackdown

When you smack, and then someone falls down.

Let's lay the smackdown

by JoshDizzle July 7, 2007

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 4, 2005

Smackdown

(-- Actually spelled WWE Smackdown! The ! is VERY Important!)

SteelPhenoix's Definition & Example had this down pact. But I'll add on.

The WWe show made up by Vince McMahon where wrestlers in the WWe go to job to Bradshaw every tuesday night.

Smackdown's only Popular and Good superstars are Kurt Angle and The Undertaker.

Smackdown's Popular, yet sucky stars are John Cena, Bradshaw aka John "Bradshaw" Layfield aka JBL, Rey Mysterio (he's a frikkin' cruiserweight!) , and Eddie Guerrero. (And HE was actually once WWE Champion!)

"Captain Charisma," Christian of WWE Raw wants to go over to WWE Smackdown!, where he'll become the WWE Champion within the week he arrives.

Hell, even Christy Hemme could quickly become Smackdown's WWE Champion. No Lie! Who's she gonna lose to? Charlie Haas?

by M. Mathers June 8, 2005

Mormon Smackdown

When one man and several women engage in a dogpile/sexfest.

I got into a Mormon Smackdown last week and there were elbow drops and rimjobs everywhere.

by Thermos Frick July 3, 2008

smackdown

Relates to an attractive member of the feminine species. Or shagging a bird

Wow she's smackdown!!
I smacked her down!

by Officer quango July 6, 2005

smackdown

Smackdown vs RAW, a game played primarilly by horny young boys. Or at least that's what the developers believe, since many potential game modes were left out in order to have online-capable "bra and panty" matches.

"EXCUSE ME?! SOMEONE CALL NINE ONE ONE!!!! The only place you see carnage like this is on SMACKDOWN(tm)!"

by The People's Republic of Georgia March 17, 2005