free slurpies

when you buy weed off of a person and they give the buyer a venerial disease

'' oh hey sean C. you got the bud and my free slurpies?'' ''yeah, unzip your pants."

by adamroth February 04, 2011

slurpy-derp

A blow-job given by a slightly mentally handicapped person

That cute girl from special ed class gave me a slurpy-derp last night

by Boscosmom84 November 02, 2018

herpes slurpy

the act of a female or queer male performing oral sex on a male genitalia that is carrying the herpes STD

Yea dude, girl is a real freak. My dick is infected with some nasty junk and she still gave me a herpes slurpy dawg.

by studoo February 23, 2010

Yurpy Slurpy

The equivalent of getting fantastic head, or what one would deem sloppy toppy

Bro, Nat gave me some super yurpy Slurpy during our lunch break

Nat, come give me yurpy Slurpy

by SquidGang June 11, 2018

hawiian slurpy

the act of having sex with a girl when her panties are still on. After your done, (Her panties are then up her vagina) You try to slurp her panties out.

Hawiian slurpys are really fun, Tom gives the best.

by squatchamunchi January 27, 2011

derpy slurpy

Awesome youtuber. Famous for doing trolls

Jeff: i wish i could hack like derpy slurpy.
Derpy slurpy: go kill ur self little host booting piece of shit.

by derpy slurpys little buddy June 25, 2017

Russian Slurpie

when a guy eats a girl out while she's on her period. Nummies!

He gave her a russian slurpie last night and woke up with period in his teeth.

by keeeeeeeek January 12, 2010