Slunder

How snails move. Because they don't run, slide or slither. So they slunder, which is all three.

1. "My pet snail slundered away."

2. "My pet snail ran away."
"You mean slundered.

by Hollie and Alda June 17, 2009

st louis slugger

The act of jacking off, shooting your load into the air, and hitting it on its descent with a baseball bat.

Why's your bat so dirty? Were you doing a st louis slugger?

by A-C-E - ACE!!! June 14, 2010

louisville slugger

when you are having dirty butt sex with a girl and then after you pound her up the butt you smack your penis on her face.

Most professional baseball players prefer the louisville slugger.

by phil johnson June 20, 2006

Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.

After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.

by John September 20, 2003

one eyed purple headed yogurt slinger

It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"

by Kay-Cizzle April 24, 2006

purple headed yoghurt slinger

A Cock, plain and simple.

by Chest August 3, 2003

Bourbon Slugger

Chugging bourbon (Preferably Kentucky Gentlemen) straight from the handle.

Phrase stems from the South (Kentucky) and is a great tool for hazing pledges.

Chaser not included.

"Pledge! Bourbon Slugger now!"

"But I don't wanna, I'm so dru-"

"Do it!"

by TheA$$Man August 9, 2010