Slovakian Dump Truck

When you bend over someone and you poop on their mouth to their chest with one long piece of poop.

Ilga wanted the slovakian dump truck hard after a long outing of rough anal fisting.

by Flaccidcity November 13, 2011

Slovakian Mac book

a mac book glued together with shit piss puke and jizz

man im bored give me a Slovakian Mac book-taylorlee10000

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Slovakian Oil Change

When you're engaging in anal sex and over lube an Eastern Europe prostitute causing evacuation of her bowls. Before dumping your load inside her.

I'm taking this one in for a Slovakian Oil Change.

by Plokolo February 5, 2020

The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law

The rule that 60% of definitions on Urban Dictionary are made up by the person making the entry.

The infamous "Slovakian Traffic Cone" Urban Dictionary entry is an example of The Slovakian Traffic Cone Law. As in, it was likely made up by the guy who posted it. There was no such thing as the Slovakian Traffic Cone before that entry was made. I hope.

by Whistle Dude January 12, 2022

Slovakian sucky sucky

when you nut band she swallow

her:damn your dick is so big

him:i kno… oh shit im bouta cum
him:*cums*
her:swallows
him:thanks for the Slovakian sucky sucky
her:no problem baby

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019

Slovakian Cock Quilt

When four or more men are in the process gay oral sex, and one man sucks another man's cock upside down. Then the man getting his cock sucked does the same to another, and this continues through the line.

Dude 1: Man that gay orgy last night was sick.

Dude 2: I agree, there's nothing a gay man likes more than a Slovakian Cock Quilt

by MegaMouse26 May 16, 2012

Slovakian alabama ass suck

an orgy between Slovakians and Alabamans to see who can win the purple pickle battle also country roads has to be playing in the background to be true

man I got caught up in a Slovakian alabama ass suck last night

by wammistightpussyissowet69 October 5, 2019