Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.

Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!

by awesomagic November 14, 2011

Sloyer

A modern term used to describe a really funny person. Someone who you want to be friends with.

Man, that guy is really a Sloyer.

Did you just see what that Sloyer did today?

Did you hear what Sloyer was talking about?

by Digsugga November 9, 2006

sloper

in rock climbing, specifically bouldering, a sloping hold (think of a basketball).

jim couldn't climb any of the boulder problems in Alabama because he's not so strong at slopers.

by dflordnf August 18, 2005

Slobert

The state of being a slob. Portraying a slob for amusement. Grotesque, hideous. Often used to describe the state of those named Robert.

I have a neighbor named Robert, who happens to be a bonafide slobert.

by angelhair June 2, 2008

sploger

someone with little or no accuracy with there penis, and a genetic problem cause then to ejaculate solid sploge like nuggets instead of the norm.

George Brown

by anon June 4, 2003

Sloser

A term used to combine both words, Slow, and Loser. Pronounced(Slewser)

Wow... Your such a Sloser
Aaron is such an unbelievable Sloser

by ET00880 April 30, 2009

slozer

a slozer is a lazy slut. she/he will engage in the act of sexual intercourse multiple in one week but then take a months or so time of break. therefore, a slozer only engages in sexual intercourse with the sugar dadies. the lazy slut will still as much cash as possible for the sugar daddy, hence being able to take long breaks in between one night stands.

Do you see that girl over there? I bet she's a slozer! She always has time on her hands, and always has money.

by courrrtttttneyyyyherrrttt June 18, 2009