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portrait of a blank slate

person 1: "did you hear Lovejoy's new song, portrait of a blank slate?"
person 2: "Yeah it's such a banger innit"
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wipe the slate clean

To put old grievances aside and start over
guy; Hey buddy lets just wipe the slate clean , it's over.
by Goatscheese November 26, 2015
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Clean Slate Policy

When someone is fired or quits a job, everything that goes wrong or is found broken in the next two weeks that the fired/quit person could have possibly touched gets blamed on that person. Can also be used as a cover for missing items.
Hey, james was fired this morning. So if you have work that you diddnt do recently, blame him, its our on site clean slate policy.
by Cubis_Max September 12, 2009
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Wipe the slate clean

A plan by Father Elijah to destroy the NCR & Legion,by unleashing the Sierra Madre's technology upon the wasteland,such as the cloud.
"Sources of food, supplies, medical assistance, ammo, make more collars, even print currency! Make a nation. The Cloud allows me to wipe the slate clean."
by jj_da_jet_plane January 13, 2022
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Slate layers' nailbag

Old saggy tits / labia, that are stretched to the extent of looking like a well-seasoned slate layers' leather nail bag.
"cor, she's got tits like a slate layers' nailbag"
by haliborange October 25, 2009
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Clean Slate

When you take and dump and wipe your butt and there is nothing on the toilet paper.
Man, ever since I started eating more salads, every time I take a crap I wipe and have a clean slate! Sweet!!!
by SuperSwagDaddyStone December 8, 2017
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clean slate fonzarelli

when you take a huge shit and go to wipe but then a sense of purpose, accomplishment and confidence strikes you that is so powerful that you refrain from tearing even one measley safety square of paper because you know, you just know that the shit came out so perfectly and that your rectum dispensed with that happy turd so well that there is absolutely no need to wipe at all. You just put your thumbs up and let out an "aaaayyyyy", like Fonzi would, because you are so impressed with yourself and everyone else should be too. Because who else could do something that great besides you, and Fonzi, of course.
Ok ok, I understand you want me to eat your asshole out. But I've gotta tell you that unless you have one great clean slate Fonzarelli I'm not doin it. That hole of yours better be spic and span or I'm not eatin it.
by motoboat September 25, 2010
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