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Top Shagger

A man who stands above the simple shagger. ‘Top’ shagger status is only achieved after many years of partying, seducing women & generally not giving 2 fucks about what people think. Often loved by fellow lads but hated by females in the local area.
Here’s the Top Shagger, what a man you are.
by SchoolGeek3000 August 6, 2018
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stoplight stagger

That way you stagger your car at a stoplight so that your window isn't lined up directly with the car next to you so as to avoid awkward eye contact and/or open-window singalongs.
I was sure to do the stoplight stagger so that guy next to me wouldn't hear me singing along with Justin Bieber.
by sixpence December 10, 2012
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Swagger Monkey

A pet monkey that is blinged out, taught to walk with swagger, skateboards, plays basketball, and is owned by a player
person 1:Bro, did you see that fly ass swagger monkey!

Person 2: ya dude i wish i had that much skillz
by jrodisamazurful February 26, 2010
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Swagger & Young

Being a young entrepreneur. Those who are Swagger & Young are...
The ambitious and the creative
The dreamers and the risk takers
The entrepreneurs
The boardroom barons
Night club connoisseurs
I started this business from the ground up, thats swagger & young.
by lankylocc March 13, 2011
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swaggerist

A Swaggerist is someone who practices swaggerism. They exemplify and exude a demeanor beaming with confidence, sophistication, happiness, positive attitude, coolness, and togetherness. Someone with Swagger gives off an aura of comfortability with his/her self, and a swaggerist has that in excess.
A swaggerist practices Swaggerism everyday, leading to continued success.
by BCDRhodes June 16, 2016
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swaggerlicious

To have swagger, confidence.

Used by Bart Scott to describe the New York Jets' offseason program.
"We're swaggerlicious," Bart told the reporter.
by Eric Mangini April 17, 2009
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Swagger Jacker

swag-ger jack-er
-noun

A person who doesn't know how to be themselves so they copy your style, hobbies, interests, etc. They try to sound and be just like you. They even go as far as taking your ideas and/or habits and claiming them as their own. They intently hang on to every word you say so that they can repeat the exact same thing next week. You will also find that they are very jealous of you as well. They hate the fact that they can not come up with unique views and opinions on their own like you do. Do not think it is strange when you have a nagging feeling that they are talking about you behind your back while smiling in your face. Saying hurtful and mean things about you helps to soothe the burning dissapointment of not being able to be YOU.
Karen is such a swagger jacker, as soon as she found out that my favorite color was orange, she ran out to buy everything in orange...LOSER!!!!
by BgirlSweetness September 4, 2009
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