skid marks

used to describe the brown marks in unwashed tightey whiteys belonging to someone who just couldnt hold it. or, alternatively, they had an all day wedgie.

Dude! Check out those skid marks! Dad must've had Mexican for lunch today.

by zappafreak May 23, 2004

Secret Skidmark

A trail of smeared shit extending from the anus to the base of one's vagina and or penis. Usually left by a shamefull act know as the wipe forward.

Dude i was at the Team Hancock party and i found another fat bitch. I bent her over Cole's bed and got ready to throw her the spear but, when i leaned in to do her in the brown eye.........my cock was cuaght on a fresh secret skidmark and suddennly i was caught in her nasty fat cunt. I had no hat so i tried to pull out but got cuaght...now a year later she shows up with a little bastard and says its mine! I told her to fuck off and eat the kid.

by Team Hancock December 26, 2005

skid marks

1. burnt rubber marks left on tarmac when peeling out with a fast, powerful car
2. poo stains left on underwear when ass is not properly wiped hershey highway

1. That porsche left skid marks on the road.
2. I was taking a shower and noticed skid marks on my underwear.

by Jin Kim April 25, 2003

chunky skidmark

When you shart yourself while wearing a thong.

Megab shit herself whlie wearing a thong, and was left with chunky skidmarks.

by Nessa1990 November 28, 2006

Feta skidmark

The stain left behind when a semen-filled orifice is dragged across a flat surface. Named for its resemblance to feta crumbs that have been half-heartedly wiped up off the dinner table.

Emma, you left a really disgusting feta skidmark on my parents couch the other day. Clean yourself up.

by FettySkid December 19, 2015

Sandusky Skidmark

The act of a man sitting on the woman's face and right before ejaculating he wipes his ass crack back and forth from the tip of the woman's nose to her forehead, hence creating a fresh skidmark. Best results are after taking a shit or having a dirty sweaty asscrack. *Results should resemble a hindu's red dot, only eliptical and brown!

Wow, Womp gave his girlfriend a Sandusky Skidmark last night, It was Stupendous!

by Senior Musk October 10, 2006

Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.

Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.

by earth._.turd January 26, 2017