skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

Skeg

A term for a fuckboy which openly accuses them of being fucked up

Ew bruv look at that skeg over there

by Bantersanta July 7, 2018

Ayo Skegs

An expression used to get the attention of one of your mates.

“Ayo Skegs, come down the park later”

by ayoskegs August 5, 2020

Skegs

A porno and any kind of sexual content

I doubt u was watching a skegs there Torres.

by Sweet Man Big C May 4, 2021

skeg

Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.

Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.

by wambosambo January 30, 2019

Skeg

Noun (n) - derogatory term for a Canadian: used within Canada as an insult to its people.

“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”

by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021

Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.

Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.

by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025