A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.
by wambosambo January 30, 2019

by Bantersanta July 7, 2018

by ayoskegs August 5, 2020

by skeglord May 26, 2019

“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”
by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023
