skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.

Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.

by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020

skeg

Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.

Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.

by wambosambo January 30, 2019

Skeg

A term for a fuckboy which openly accuses them of being fucked up

Ew bruv look at that skeg over there

by Bantersanta July 7, 2018

Ayo Skegs

An expression used to get the attention of one of your mates.

“Ayo Skegs, come down the park later”

by ayoskegs August 5, 2020

Skeg

An absolute whore, slut and dirt of a girl

“Oi dave! Look at that skeg that just walked past us, doesn’t she look a bit cheap tonight”

by skeglord May 26, 2019

Skeg

Noun (n) - derogatory term for a Canadian: used within Canada as an insult to its people.

“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”

by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021

Skeg in the Mud

A nautical double entendre referring to anal sex.

I think my girl wants the skeg in the mud tonight.

by goopysoup69 May 14, 2023