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skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020
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Skeg

The volume of bottled beverage which exists below the seam of the plastic bottle. It is often used as a guide marker for if someone asks for "saves". Look at a two litre bottle of coke for instance, near the bottom there should be a circular seam, anything below that is the skegs of the bottle.
"Hey mate, could I have saves on your bottle of coke?"
"Sure, anything below this skeg-line is yours."
by Windowsmad September 12, 2014
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An absolute whore, slut and dirt of a girl
Oi dave! Look at that skeg that just walked past us, doesn’t she look a bit cheap tonight
by skeglord May 26, 2019
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Noun (n) - derogatory term for a Canadian: used within Canada as an insult to its people.
“Shut up skeg, you sound like you’re from Toronto.”
“I can’t stand Ontario mate, there’s 5 skegs for every girl!”
“Why don’t you make real music? Drake riding skeg!”
by Chanothedestroyer March 2, 2021
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To BAN
Right you swine! I'm gonna "sk-eg" you now!!!
by Lazza August 12, 2003
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Part legend, part donny; a skeg isn't a person it's a lifestyle. In order to be a skeg, your first thought in the morning should be whos batty should I twonk me nash in today then.
Oi wacko, what's this about you skegging a bankstreet last night? Also ben's imbred.
by wambosambo January 30, 2019
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Skegness Smeg Nest

When a woman with a bad yeast infection, has multiple loads shhot into her pubic hair. The man waits until the semen and discharge dry, then he feeds it to the woman like a bird feeds its young.
Jane was looking hungry, so the guys gave her a Skegness Smeg Nest.
by Curthydra695 April 3, 2025
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