Kari Sweets

Kari Sweets is an Online Non-Nude Model, being online since late 2004, Kari has been revealing more and more with every photo set. However everyone doubts she will go nude. Hottest booty on the net. She was NNmodel 2006, and NNmodel of my bed 2005-Today.

Mark: Did you see those Photos of Kari Sweets?
John: Yeah, I'd like to Spend a night with her
Paul: I'd like to spend 3... And thats just on her rear!

by Darth-Spark August 26, 2006

Skidded Sheets

Tell tale brown stains, usually a tracked pair on the man's
side of the bed, indicating less than perfect hygiene.

"Oh Honey! You just turned our brand new fitted sheets
into skidded sheets!"

by I.M. Salmon July 16, 2011

Shweetness

Havinig Shweetness is to have awesomeness, amazingness, or any other word that has a posotive meaning towards the person who has shweetness.

The essence of being Shweet

Kayla is so fucking shweet

Dude, me and Kayla got to 3rd! No way! Shweetness

Did you see Kayla's ass? Shweetness

by Ethan N June 29, 2008

Lasagna Sheets

A very skinny white females vagina after it has been eaten out by a male over double her size whom had food in his mouth while eating her out. In some cases the food gets left in the vagina to then be eaten again later.

Babe, I feel like lasagna sheets tonight

by Kanyenorthhh May 28, 2020

Meat sheets

The beefiest of pussy lips. Looking like some thinly sliced steak. See also skirt steak

Fucking Mary and I were getting hot, went to go down on her and she had some meat sheets.

by Doc Starr November 28, 2021

Hit the sheets

Going to sleep.
Fall in to bed and instantly fall asleep

"Alright boy's I'm gonna hit the sheet's"
"Alright boy's I'm bouta hit the sheet's"
Going to sleep really fast when you hit the sheets/bed

by IDontPot October 16, 2019

Vanellope Von Shweetz

The cartoon equivalent of a young Karen. She used to be a good character in Wreck it Ralph 1, but is now a total asshole in the sequel that does not consider the consequences of her actions (except that one scene where Ralph nearly gets her killed, until he told her why he tried to stop her from going Turbo). She ended up going Turbo at the end of Wreck it Ralph 2 anyway and got away with it, unlike anyone in the first movie.

Person 1: I hate everyone around me and I only care about myself.
Person 2: Stop acting like a Vanellope Von Shweetz.

by CrazyCockatoo2003 December 22, 2020