shut the duck up 

When you're not allowed to say f**k do you replace it with duck .

Dave : " shut the duck up! "

Judy: " Why'd you say duck?"

Dave:" do you not see the children Judy ? "

shut the duck up by AskinAllThemQuestions August 18, 2014

cold glass of shut the hell up

Something you serve to people who talk shit. Sometimes it is something you serve before a can of whup or whoop ass(which ever you prefer.)

You talk a lot of shit, how about a nice cold glass of shut the hell up. If you keep it, I'll open up a can of whoop ass.

cold glass of shut the hell up by gregg francois June 11, 2006

shut the hell up everybody

Everyone is being annoying and they need to shut up before the get bitch slapped

Yo everyone is talking too much. Shut the hell up everybody!

shut the hell up everybody by Fuckkkkkuuuu November 29, 2013

Shut the fuck up Jaylen 

When someone says something that is typical of them too say, and no one gives a fuck about.

Jaylen: Analea still loves me...
The Boys: Shut the fuck up Jaylen!

Shut the fuck up Jaylen by Gilesey923 June 17, 2020

Shut the hell up 

Something an asshole teacher uses to tell children to be quiet in an angry and rude way.

Mr.Smith told his class to “shut the hell up” . And yelled at a girl for talking.

Shut the hell up by Maskinging February 1, 2022

National Shut the Fuck Up Day 

March 20th. Annual holiday dedicated to everyone shutting the fuck up about every social cause they think they’re the hero of. Stop posting bullshit infographics on Instagram.

Hey man, it’s national shut the fuck up day! ...so shut the fuck up. Shut up. Please.

National Shut the Fuck Up Day by HH1122334455 March 19, 2021

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? 

a sarcastic way to get some one to understand their own stupidity in what they just said

"SOoo i went shopping with my mom yesterday.......etc"
"cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up?"

cool story bro, now what chapter do you shut the fuck up? by ferrkk October 12, 2011