Shreked

When Shrek comes into your house and fills you with his molten onion.

Boy1:"Your stupid."
Boy2:"I hope you get Shreked."
Boy1:Gets raped by Shrek.

by Shreked fan99 May 6, 2018

Shreking

When you take a liquidy dump and the toilet water resembles swamp water.

I can't stop shreking from those tacos I ate last night.

by TheBetch June 29, 2021

Shreked

The act of dedicating into a friend toilet with liquid green waste, then leaving it for someone to stumble into the swamp.

Man Jeff left in such a rush, the bastard shreked in my bathroom!

by Crekks May 22, 2016

Shreked

Wrecked, but fifteen times more powerful, for this word is infused with the power of the godly being known as Shrek. This state of being wrecked is one of the very few things that are as powerful as the dreaded no u.

Person 1: GET SHREKED.
Person 2: NO U.
Earth: *Fractures into quintillions of pieces, explodes, becomes a black hole and explodes again repeatedly until all time, space and matter no longer applies to existence.*

by EndoFlame June 17, 2020

Shreking

When your cat decides to spread his legs to clean himself like puss n boots on the movie shrek

I woke up this morning to my cat shreking at the foot of my bed..

by Hb76 July 25, 2021

Shreking

Eating ass on a hot day when the recipient has a case of swamp ass.

She was sweating like a hog so he went shreking.

by Bungtastical July 2, 2022

Shreked up

Somebody who acts or is very cocky or confident.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy? He was hot!
Girl 2: He was too shreked up in the way he talked. You can have him.

by Comma Llama April 3, 2016