shlong

Derives from the word "Shalong" which mean hose in Armenian.

"Karam ku shlonga mihat tesnem?"

Translation- "Can I see your hose?"

by mcskitttle323 December 28, 2005

Shlong

Dig bick

Joe momma likes my shlong

by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020

Shlong

Another word for dong

thatś a big shlong

by ghostbb8 October 29, 2020

Shlong

A penis of great width and height. Normally heard from a black man or a kid that has strict parents.

"Tommy, thats a huge shlong!"

by -Lightz September 10, 2022

shlong

A man's haircut that is short in the front and long in the back; "SH"ort in front + "LONG" in back = SHLONG; a synonym of "mullet".

"Look at that guy's shlong! He needs a haircut."

by Bobozz April 16, 2003

shlong

a large penis... like mine....

Oh my god Joey! Stick your huge shlong it my cunt now! Please fuck me harder!

by JoeyJoeJ0 May 5, 2004

shlong

Not just the penis, but the entire bodily area encompassing all or most of the male reproductive system: penis, testicles, and scrotum.

I would rather die than have my shlong removed.

by Dillon Byrne December 6, 2003