Someone who totally wrecks morons who enjoy barely-scripted comics involving people with mouths way too big when open and ridiculously small when closed.
by Blah. January 7, 2004
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by Tasty March 6, 2005
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Get the Slutmuffin mug.Every activity which includes doing stupid shit on the internet, when you actually know there is something more meaningful to do right now. Shitsurfing is a form of escapism.
Why is jim watching funny memes on the internet, shouldn't he be working?
Oh he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?
Oh, he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?
Oh , she's just shitsurfing
Oh he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tom watching other people fuck on a screen, shouldn't he leave the house?
Oh, he's just shitsurfing.
Why is Tiffany buying her 11th pair of shoes this month though she obviously doesn't need any?
Oh , she's just shitsurfing
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