Shit-ton

a lot of a certain thing, can be used as an estimated numerical reference

I had a shit-ton of chicken wings while I was banging this broad.

by skrilla June 17, 2003

Shit ton

A real unit of measurement equal ton a gazillion. A real standerdized unit of measurement.

Paul Johnson has a shit ton of dead babies in his bed.

by peaches and twiz July 22, 2010

shit-ton

a whole lotta something

there was a shit-ton of puss at that party

by Thad December 24, 2002

Shit ton

A term meaning a lot, an ass load, a bunch or many of something

That dog is fat i bet he weighs a shit ton

by Sir Bonqweeqwee December 22, 2009

shit-ton

somewhere between a shit load and a ton.
tends to be a little more precise than shitload.

Dude theres like a ton of shit in there.

Dude holy shit thats like a shit-ton.

by mrtoast4 November 15, 2009

Shit Ton

A large amount of an item or thing. Used to describe the amount of something usually with great shock or aprasial.

John: Dude i made like 75 bucks waiting tables last night!

Chris: really?, dude thats a shit ton of money!

by chatham rumsfored June 2, 2010

Shit Ton

n. 1.A large shit multiplied by about 7000 put into the metric system. 2. A single persons weight in beer. 3. A water tower full of pond water mixed with the shit of 100 bass and 800 gorillas. 4. ALOT DUDE (A shit ton is more outside the body than in the body)

Dude i just drank a shit Ton.

by weebstah January 18, 2009