Shit Faced

Being really drunk and high that you have completely NOOO idea what you are doing.

she was so shit faced, instead off calmly getting of the bus, like a sober young lady would do, she fell off..

by lulface December 15, 2012

Fucking dick shit balls face

Fucking Dick shit balls face is a sexually transmitted disease that you can only catch by fucking the devil, the symptoms of fucking Dick shit balls face are the metamorphosis of the shaft into a legitimate piece of shit and the sudden relocation of the testicles to the forehead

Person a- yo that dude has fucking Dick shit balls face
Person b- aw shit crucify that mother fucker, he fucked satan

by Bob the builders tight asshole February 11, 2019

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

shit-faced

or to be stoned off your arse

by Anonymous September 25, 2002

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003

shit faced

A rare disease which causes people to spew shit out of their mouth when they find something funny

John: Hey, did you hear about Simon?
Peter: No, what happened?
John: Someone told him a joke and now he's shit faced

by ballbag connelly February 22, 2009

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014