shit-faced

a term for saying someone looks like there on drugs. They can also look like they have been shut down by the uglyest girl in school. Often used by fathers who just sit around the house and drink beer.

You look pretty shit faced this morning, must have been the crack.

by Anonymous March 5, 2003

Shit Faced

Being really drunk and high that you have completely NOOO idea what you are doing.

she was so shit faced, instead off calmly getting of the bus, like a sober young lady would do, she fell off..

by lulface December 15, 2012

Shit Faced

When a plumber snakes a live sewer line to clear a stoppage and is sprayed in the face with "solids" when removing the snake from the line.

Alternate Definition: Any situation in which "solid wastes" are placed on the face.

"I pulled this toilet to snake the flange and totally got shit faced afterwards. It's not my day today."

by JoePlumber April 13, 2010

shit-faced

or to be stoned off your arse

by Anonymous September 25, 2002

shit-faced

The act of smoking weed and drinking until you vomit in your pants and pass out on the steps.

Justin smokes until he is shit-faced everynight.

by Justin March 17, 2003

Shit Face Sally

When someone is being a total ignorant little prick, and they bother the shit out of you.

Cameron, shut the fuck up you shit face sally. You're pissing me off.

by bryan03 December 29, 2016

shit faced grin

When someone is shit face drunk and has a mischievous grin

See also: shit faced

Shawn has that shit faced grin again

by phantaxtic August 11, 2014