shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009

Shark Attack

Leaving work early due to an unforseen attack by the legendary office shark.

Oh god! Searing chest pain! I think I'm having a shark attack - I'm going home.

by Maxwell Power June 29, 2006

Shark Attack

An especially entertaining/exotic form of intercourse that involves one (1) female and one (1) male...

1) The nude female, bending at the waist, placing her hands on a wall or a chair

2) The nude male, putting his hands together over his head to form a "fin", hums the "Jaws" attack theme while approaching the female from behind, crescendoing as he gets nearer. The song climaxes as the male reaches/enters the female.

See "Jaws"...specifically the part with the shark attack...it's like that

by Matt Delornoe December 17, 2008

Sack Attack

When your colleague or supervisor stands so close to you while you're seated at your desk, that their balls are resting on your shoulder

Disobedient Willidan turned and noticed that he was the unfortunate victim of a sack attack by the disapproving Huxley

by netmonkey February 20, 2009

Sack Attack

Self explanatory, a swift attack to the SACK.

Perry perform a brutal Sack Attack on Sheldon.

by KOZ January 23, 2003

Shark Attack

A word that is frequently used, and confuses Sofia DeDondesteve out of her mind

Marc: Hey man what's up

Drew: Nothin' much just got a shark attack in Math class
Sofia: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!!!!!!

by rogers9615 March 26, 2011

Sack Attack

A person who attacks other people's sacks.

OMG gordan just sack attacked you louis.

by Rjsimpson123 July 24, 2009