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god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!

the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!
god of sex by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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God Hates Anal Sex

A group of individuals who believe that God hates all anal sex and those whom allow anal sex to exist ("assfuck"). They do distasteful things such as protest at the funerals of anal sexual people, carrying signs stating that God hates anal sexual people, and that the deceased person is going to Hell for being an anal sexual people.

They also believe that ANYTHING bad that happens to America is due to anal sex and "assfuckers." For example, Hurrican Katrina and American soldier's deaths in Iraq.

They are currently competing for the worst group of humans that have and will ever exist, along side Nazis, neo-Nazis, the KKK, and Muslim extremeists.

They take it upone themselves to tell people what God does and or does not like/hate. Not only is this arrogant, it is detrimental to our society, and contradictory to a lot of the Bible.

If God does in fact hate anal sex , he will deal with them himself in the afterlife, assuming that God and the afterlife does exist. Therefore, I propose, that all members of "God Anal Sex " shut the fuck up and keep their own, hateful ideologies to themselves so that our society can make progress in the field of "tolerance", something that has been in short supply the entire existence of humanity.

I hope that God does exists, and that everyone in "God Hates Anal Sex " goes to hell, prompting an entrance in the Guiness World Record Book as "The Most Ironic Event of All Time."

God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral
God Hates Anal Sex is a collection of the most dispiccable and arogant motherfuckers that have nothing better to do than to harass grieving parents at their anal sexual son/daughter's funeral.
God Hates Anal Sex by Tant Lover November 18, 2006

sex goddess 

n. a female who is a deity to mankind in bed. She is so potent at giving and receiving pleasure that she will often leave men enchanted in a helplessly amazed stupor.
sex goddess by Berry Flomar January 17, 2004

sex-godlyness 

someone who is such a sex god he is dying of sex-godlyness
omg that guy is dying of sex-godlyness
sex-godlyness by :0 whoop May 6, 2010

Sex Goddess 

A girl who can please anyone, anywhere, anytime, any gender, or with any part of her body. Must have great breast, face, ass, and DSLs are recomended.
MAN 1: dude, that preachers daughter turned out to be a sex goddess.
MAN 2: No way! stop bull shittin.
MAN 1: i aint. i swear. she got me going during the church service and finished me off in the confession booth after everyone left.
MAN 2: lucky bastard!
Sex Goddess by nosrac selon June 9, 2011

sex goddess 

A girl who blows your mind. Also has an awesome waist and her v line game is strong af. Also known as the girl who likes to smash watermelons.
Shes amazing, shes a sex goddess
sex goddess by Greatone1689 June 13, 2016

Sex Goddess 

A promiscuous female who understands that sex is not just a pleasure for her and her partners, but a meaningful social/spiritual exchange which enriches her and the men using her.

A highly-evolved slut (Spiritual Slut) who is fully conscious of her role/purpose and willingly opens her body as a tool for male sexual gratification.

A freely-open source of pleasure/satisfaction for men who understands/accepts the strength of the male need for sex and feels joy at being a source for this.
Sex Goddesses have existed through out ancient history. They exuded creativity, strength and passion. Their stories are still shared today.

In today's culture a Sex Goddess is seen as a woman who lusts after the act of sex itself, who will engage in any kind of sexual activity with any partner. This is far from the truth of a true Goddess. All women can be a Sex Goddesses if they want to be. It takes courage and strength to unveil your true essence as a woman to yourself and to the world.
Sex Goddess by Dexter Day June 14, 2010