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Dirty Seymour

n. Act of walking into a bathroom to find two drunk Asian girls - one peeing and one watching the other - whom start giving you a handjob and then a blow as you start to piss into the sink... but ending up being blueballed because the bathroom door wasn't locked.

For related information, refer to tagged words.
Joe: Ahhh.. I'm gonna...
Chris (walking in): What's going on h...?? Oh, shit... it's Dirty Seymour...
by iluv1227 April 27, 2009
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sermonate

verb:

informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack
It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.
by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009
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Semordnilap

Words that, when spelled backwards, produce another word.

Examples:

Room - Moor
Desserts - Stressed

Mood - Doom
Drawer - Reward
Time - Emit
Regal - Lager
Swam - Maws

Synonyms: "Semordnilaps are also known as heteropalindromes, semi-palindromes, half-palindromes, reversgrams, reversible anagrams, word reversals, or anadromes. They have also sometimes been called antigrams, though this term now usually refers to anagrams with opposing meanings." Source : Wikidictionary

Also sometimes known as an emordnilap. Some may consider semordnilap to be the plural form.
Q. If the queen buys a pint, does that make it a regal lager?
A. Dude, that's a semordnilap
by CaMo21 October 9, 2014
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Seamoth

OH SHIT ITS A REAPER

OH GOD ITS COMING FOR MY SEAMOTH”
by this username sucks April 13, 2021
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sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong
It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself
by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023
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Seymour Butts

a funny-sounding made-up name like Heywod Jablome
My proctologist's name is Dr. Seymour Butts!
by Paul Thundergod July 21, 2003
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andres segovia

Spanish classical guitarist who is considered to be the father of classical guitar and one of the greatest guitarists of all times, if not the greatest.
by majav8 April 2, 2007
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