Seema

the most important person on the planet.

I love you Seema

by maddou October 22, 2008

sexman

The self-given nickname of a prepubescent youtube user pruante2forever (now), who became popular after making anti-porn videos, which made him a selected target of anonymous. Known mainly as Jawsus and needs a dental plan.

G-G-G-G-SNEWZURR
-Jawsus aka Sexman

by loooooooooooooooooooongcat March 2, 2008

Open Sleeman

Having anal sex until the person's asshole is gaping and then peeing in the gaping asshole.

We were having the best anal until I couldn't hold in my pee any more and accidentally gave her an open sleeman.

by jinjabread_man May 8, 2011

Semantics

An argument, or a type of guarantee that the outcome of your statement can be taken in two or more ways which will benefit you in either way it’s perceived. The *careful* use of semantics can be applied to situations which allow you to be right in any reverse query. You’re basically using their own ignorance against them. See example...

“I put up an ad on craigslist and used your picture.” This could mean the person used a picture that the other party has taken of them, or they used a picture of the other party. The answer has been concealed within semantics and incomplete phrasing.

by Seanus Unaes February 26, 2018

The Salty Seaman

A more infamous version of the Teabag. After accumulating a generous amount of salty sweat under your balls, proceed to any sleeping victim you choose. While squatting over the victim's face, lower your sack onto the forehead and in one smooth motion, drag your sweaty sack all the way to the chin. (Be sure to give extra attention to the mouth area of the victim) The first thing the victim will do when they wake up, is lick their now salty lips. What a treat!

Once Paul licked his lips, he knew he was a victim of the Salty Seaman!

by Blumpkin Man May 21, 2004

seaman

Possibly the worst super hero name ever

The adventures of seaman...............in your mothers ass womb

by randomnessperson March 24, 2007

Seelan

A wonderful man forever young at heart.
Usually extremely handsome and all the girls looooove him.... like sex on the first date love him.
Has a huge thing for cars. especially ferraris! and is a great athlete. my family and I were lucky enough to know a seelan who was amazing in every way. Still love him loads, hes forever in our hearts. loves cheese and is the class clown.

OMG!! THAT GUY IS SO HANDSOME AND FUNNY!!! hes SUCH a Seelan!!

athletic cute hot hillarious funny class clown family orientated cheese lover

by kdkdnm juice box 2 May 9, 2010