Secondhand Joke

When you make a joke to a friend or target audience, but then someone out of your target laughs at it.

Chris: "Why did the chicken cross the road"
Manraj: "Why"
Chris: "To get to the other side"
Andrew: "Hahahahahaha"
Manrah: "Wow, we weren't even talking ot you, what a secondhand joke"

by Ankle Breaka January 9, 2011

secondhand pizza

someone else's leftover pizza

I had secondhand pizza today at Liam's house. I didn't care that it was a day old because it was free.

by bananasha July 11, 2012

secondhand smut

Pornographic material, primarily in the form of videos and pictures, that is unintentionally or accidentally viewed by people in a crowded public area, usually while seated together, such as on a train, bus, flight, or in a theater. It has become more prevalent in recent years with the increased use of mobile electronic technology, such as laptops, smartphones, and similar devices.

Like being exposed to the cigarette smoke of a nicotine addict on the street, people are inhaling secondhand smut.

by PinkUnicorn August 24, 2010

Secondhand corn on the cob

Noun. A log of feces that contains undigested corn. It is consumed in the same manner that a person eats corn on the cob; the kernels are picked from the feces by one's mouth/teeth. Because corn isn't digested properly, the potential for thirdhand and fourth-hand corn on the cob is also very possible.

Mike: Wow, my dump sure was corny.
Bryton: Damn! Do you mind if I take it? I didn't have a plan for dinner anyway.

Mike: Sure dude, have at it.
Bryton: YES!! I love secondhand corn on the cob!! This will be the best meal I've hd in weeks!!

by Puckstopper92 March 30, 2015

secondhand weed

gettin high off of the weed essence in the air.

guy : "bro i feel high"
bro: "probs secondhand weed"

by skrubology April 23, 2016

Secondhand Tumblr

Tumblr posts that leak into other forms of social media, such as Facebook.

I don't have the tumblr app but there is a lot of secondhand tumblr on Facebook.

by Keiranthecandycane June 25, 2016

secondhand salt

noun. derived from secondhand smoke.

What you feel when a friend is really salty about something that you're not involved in and their anger makes you salty too.

I'm really getting some secondhand salt from Mollie about that dumbass kid in her math class... now I'm salty about it too!

by anachronistic-beluga February 15, 2017