Scud- A Smelly Substance known as "Dog Shit" which is found in the "soul of boot" region.It Is not Given The name Scud until All Shit is wiped on Neighbours Curb.
by Lonecell February 05, 2004
by wrong'un2109 August 18, 2008
The opposite of a kush pack, the scud pack. Kept on one's persons when planning to smoke kush in a public setting like a club, in case the vultures come to prey on your personal kush. The scud pack consists of small joints rolled with nothing but one's undesired leftovers, namely large stems, seeds, etc. To be distributed as needed to those who may bother you for smoking skunk.
by galunga April 10, 2016
A phrase appended to the end of a semi-incoherent fast food order while in an altered state of mind. Spoken with an upward inflection as a question, its true meaning is usually unknown to both orderer and fast food worker.
Orderer: Yeah I'll take a girl stuff bacon burrtango, with bacon please, also a seen a minute twisty, extra bacon, and I'll have some bacon please. Widdly scuds?
Worker:widdly scuds?
Orderer......what?
Worker:widdly scuds?
Orderer......what?
by ontario April 05, 2010
Scud with the meaning of being person or persons unclothed and jotter being a thin paperback book.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
So a thin book with pictures of naked people, chiefly women... Typically available from newsagents top shelves or from behind the counter.
My mum found my stash of scud jotters yesterday, bitch made me return them to the shop...
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
Luckily on the way back I found another scud jotter which had been thrown in the bushes so I'm sorted for a wank mag.
by Razorcharlie March 09, 2015
gonnae no cum on ma scudbook it makes the pages stick the gether and a cannae read the interesting articles!!
by Anonymous October 11, 2003
by Sordon November 06, 2010