Scrumble

When something is so cute that you have get angry at how cute it is

Aww look, The cat needs a good scrumble

by Thorbob380 June 3, 2020

cunt scrambled

When eggs are poured inside of a woman's vagina where they are held there for a various period of time to scramble before being excreted onto a plate or slice of toast. A popular breakfast dish amongst horny older men

Customer: just some eggs on toast plz
Waitress: how would you like your eggs cooked?
Customer: cunt scrambled please

by so potato September 30, 2014

Scrimple

(adj) To be economical, frugal, or smart with your money.

(v) To save money; to get a great deal

"John uses lots of coupons--he's pretty scrimple."

"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."

by Matt A.* December 14, 2008

scrambled eggs between the legs

a woman's pussy

she likes to show off her scrambled eggs between the legs.

by Marcy January 28, 2004

The Scrambled Egg

When you ease an egg into the ass of your girl, then you fuck her pussy so hard it actually scrambles in her ass! Then you feed it to the neighbors kids!

The scrambled egg popped up agin! The whole neighborhood is eating cereal now!

by DukeEfan June 5, 2018

ScrumpaDOOchous

To define how epic an edible object is. Used in the Cyanide and Happiness comic "Hunger Tube".

People "Man I hate dinner"

Dude "What about dinner, on the goooo?!"

People "Alright! Yeah!"

Dude "Hunger Tube! It's ScrumpaDOOchous!"

by ElmosWorld123 June 6, 2011

Scrumble

A rumbling in your scrotum

Hey man, this dance club's speakers are so loud that they are giving me a scrumble. Now I have the weirdest boner.

by Lord Shmekel November 17, 2011